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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”
At some point as a child you start picking up that sometimes grownups just pretend to be impressed and amazed by something you did in order to encourage you to do more of it. What they don't put together before being adults themselves is that the "holy shit you've grown" is not one of them. Like when you're a kid you've been growing all your life, so someone pointing out that you've done it again every time they see you seems weirdly redundant, like yeah duh no shit, I literally physically cannot stop doing that, why are you shocked every single time.
But from the perspective of an adult who has no kids, small kids are essentially just cute animals. That will slowly animorph into an actual human being. And it is 100% just as astonishingly wild and insane as that sounds. Imagine going to visit a friend you haven't seen for a while, and you hear something running to the door behind them and remember that they have a dog! That you haven't seen for a long while either! No it's okay no need to apologise, let me see the doggy!
HOLY SHIT IT HAS HANDS. SINCE WHEN HAS IT HAD HANDS?!
rough day today but i just had the following exchange with myself:
me: well i'm done eating my last meal of the day. now what do i do?
me: you rest. that's what animals do after they eat.
me, suddenly feeling a lot less worried about doing something Worth It for the rest of the night: ...oh.
rough day today but
i just had the following
exchange with myself:
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times
"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient
This guy is gonna freak when he finds out about the southern hemisphere
You might be surprised to learn that sometimes posts just aren't about you
You might be surprised
to learn that sometimes posts just
aren’t about you
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
fun fact!
Vultures are also responsible for keeping diseases at bay.
Vulture stomach acid is so powerful that it can kill anthrax and many other deadly diseases.
So when they consume the carcass of a creature that has died of disease, they actually destroy the disease within it too!
So yes vultures are 100% holy creatures because they not only eat the dead, but protect the living from death.
Bianca Stone, from What Is Otherwise Infinite: Poems; “Set Design”
Image I.D. — “‘remember hiw good it feels to be good to yourself’ / carrying it around with me ever since. / Hoping I will.” — End I.D.
An illustration of your family together, friends, or even your friend's OC or their favorite character to surprise them may make them very happy! 🥰
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